Monster Eliminator

Gremlins hiding under the bed? Boogeyman in the closet? This top secret formula has proven to eliminate the most stubborn ghouls. Spray in closets, under the bed, or carpet. Can be sprayed on your sheets for ultimate protection. If a monster comes in contact with this he/she is instantly vaporized, never to be seen again. Can be used every night and has the interesting side-effect of helping one fall asleep. Don’t spray in face! Keep out of eyes. Do not ingest. If swallowed, call poison control. Contains: Water, oils of Lavender & Vanilla & vegetable derived polysorbate.